He was not only our wisest Founding Father, he was also our smoothest playboy.When Franklin fathered a whoreson bastard, that child grew up to be governor.Other jokes to make the top 20 include a string of brilliant one-liners - and digs at wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.A quarter-century after his death comedy hero Tommy Cooper makes a strong showing in the list, which also includes gags by Peter Kay, Lee Evans and Canadian comic Stuart Francis.1. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!When he issued legitimate progeny, a jealous God claimed the glorious baby for Himself.A few years ago, Laura Mickes was teaching her regular undergraduate class on childhood psychological disorders at the University of California, San Diego.
(Major adversity, we smother in smoked meats.) Given three adjectives to describe me, most of my female friends would list “funny” as one of them.More questionable footage of Donald Trump making untoward comments has surfaced as the Republican presidential nominee struggles to recover from the fallout surrounding a leaked 2005 audio recording.A 1992 video clip from CBS' "Entertainment Tonight" was published Wednesday night in which Trump spoke briefly with a young girl and quipped, "I'm going to be dating her in 10 years, can you believe it?If Andy Dick daubed PCP off Michael Vick's nightstand with his flapping knife wound, things still wouldn't get as raucous as an eight-woman bachelorette party at P. So at some point, sucking the life out of the young was yanked from the list of activities society frowns on women for doing while congratulating middle-aged men in Camaros. Some folks may hit it off, start a family, and be cursed by the Lord for their hubris with birth-defected children, but most understand the beauty is it can't last.To put it another way -- if you thought your ex-girlfriend's wedding was awkward, imagine what it's like if you've performed a three-knuckle merengue in the bride's Sunday school teacher. On a scale of one to Lunacy, most cougars are "Bicycle Made of Babies." We're not slagging them. We're just saying don't let them get your home address.When they replied that they were 14, Trump reportedly said, “Wow!